Durian Durian

I was feeling extra ethnic/vietnamese/exotic/whatever you wanna call it, so my mom and I hit up Hoa Binh and Super H Mart to satisfy my cravings. Durian was a must, but we picked up other goodies such as squid jerky, squid chips, banh bo, and sweet buns to name a few.

My momma goin' ham on this 7.55lb durian

Scissors...

Screwdriver...

Screwdriver + pestle (as a hammer)...

Pestle + butcher knife...

Success!

Finally, I leave you with this:

Asian supermarkets have the craziest/most badass(?) merchandise. He's holding a dagger in his goddamn mouf!